I’m having a Dawson’s Creek marathon and every time my little brother walks in someone’s about to have sex, talking about sex, or backing away from sex.

My little brother no longer looks at me the same.

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lalaleanna:

kamikazegarage:

yan666:

mitsukehh:

tireddrive:

11000rpm:

becauseracecar:

Share your car stories. Pique my interest.

I drove a Civic once

i own a car

My car is auto but has a shift feature.

"Yeah my car is semi-manual, i can put it into the…

I do not deny the possibility of your death in the back of my truck hahaha

thempdmod:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

reblogging for the last thing

thempdmod:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

reblogging for the last thing

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shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes

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crusherccme:


found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

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meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

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emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

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"And, in the end… The love you take is equal to the love you make."

— Paul McCartney (via kushandwizdom)

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