I can’t stand kids sometimes. My little green man used to hold a flag, then some kid stole it. Then just 5 minutes ago some kid just decided to walk away with him, but my coach stopped him. #society #shapeup #stealingisNOTcool

"You are flowers
In my stomach
Cutting me open
Nightly
Blooming
Through the cracks
Of the ribs
I only want
To be the sun
For you."
— (flowerdrunk)

(Source: floweranatomy)

touchtom:

thepresidentsshoelaces:

This is Yahoo right now

reblogging for the comment omg

lanadelsab:

pauls5boys:

andkimmm:

i believe that when you know how to physically touch a girl, is when you really have her. hand placement and the use of your hands is everything, remember that gentlemen.

It’s ALL in the hands

fuck yeah it is.

(Source: nicotortorella)

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

coolscar:

its the eye of the tiger. its the fur of the tiger. and the ears and tail. holy shit its a fucking tiger, run

d4vek4t:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

are you fUCKING KIDDING ME

They were $1… So I bought ALL of them. #sfgiants #takingtheWHOLEfamilyToTheGame #uncledave

You wanna know what grinds my gears? When they forget to take these things off! Now I have to go back tomorrow and convince them that I didn’t steal it.